Heat, honestly
The scale is a feeling, not a number
Every bottle says “Heat Index (Subjective)” and means it. There’s no Scoville lab here — the rating is whatever the person who cooked the batch settled on after tasting it. Five levels, mildest to worst idea.
Heat Index · Subjective
Everyday
Flavour first, heat as seasoning.
Warm-upRegret
1 bottle at this level
The five levels
Level 1/5
Warm-up
You will forget it is there.
- Nothing bottled here yet
Level 4/5
Deliberate
You meant to do this. Keep water close.
05 — Next batch
Batches are small and they go fast
The drop list is how you hear first. One email when a batch is about to land — which sauces, how many bottles, where to get them. That’s it.